another moral hangover. fuck.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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