ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I have post one night stand depression
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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