glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
