Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
as a side note pls kill me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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