Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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