I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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