i can't believe i had my finger in that
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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