My hair reeks of homosexuality.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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