i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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