I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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