Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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