There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
The air taste purple.
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