He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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