ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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