You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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