Four minutes until I can fart!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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