No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Randomize