K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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