yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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