Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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