The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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