No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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