Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
