She's JV to your varsity
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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