Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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