If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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