I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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