My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
