Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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