love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
