I need help removing her.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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