i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
