only if we run a train.
done.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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