I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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