We're like a lot better than the average bears
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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