Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Duck Duck Cougar?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
