Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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