I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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