Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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