Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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