i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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