she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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