im drinking this country out of the recession.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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