you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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