i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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