I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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