you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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