What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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