nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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