YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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